awesomephilia:

Gimme a sec, just gotta finish soapin’ my weasel (via)

@Abbey_Rhode

Goddammit, this is hilarious.

Somehow, that is correct.

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I’m totally doing this for Mother’s Day.

And Christmas.

And birthdays.

And Valentine’s Day.

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shiraselko:

i saw this like a week ago and i’m still laughing

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ameliatwistnshout:

Fansign for @aromero1982! :)

It’s hard for me to be a regular on MFC lately for a couple of different reasons.  First off, since I’m going back to school, I’ve cut back my hours at work, meaning that I’m not pulling in nearly as much money as I used to make.  This means that I haven’t had very much disposable income of late to tip my favorite models (I’m not going to name any names, but it basically boils down to three girls in particular… I’m sure those three know who they are.)

Secondly, the three aforementioned girls have been having a lot of difficulty lately when it comes to raking in the tips, and it hurts me to see someone who I consider to be a friend struggle.  I want to be able to help them out with tips of my own, but as noted above, my current financial situation does not exactly allow me to do that.  So instead, I try to make conversation with them and help keep their rooms lively, but lately I’ve been running low on things to talk about.  I find myself sitting at my computer screen thinking, “Type something, you fool! Don’t just be a bump on a log!”

I think it’s time for another Mountain Dew…

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Me: Jager shots, vodka and soda, fancy cocktail, and (sigh) vodka and cranberry

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