I got this email last Friday.  I wish I was making this up, but truth be told, I am not clever enough to come up with something like this.

Hi, sweetheart! How do you do?
I’m Justa and I liked you very much right from the very first glance on your photos.
I love males who looks like you! And that’s why I wished to write this letter and get an letter for it from u.
So, let me tell you something impressive about me! I’m a blonde cutie with sappy tits, very long legs, wonderful ass.
My breast’s size is 2 and I am looking forward about meeting you.
So, don’t miss your opportunity!

Not sure where to begin with this one…  Sappy tits?  What, has one of those tree creatures from Lord of the Rings been titty-fucking this chick?

And her breast’s size is 2!  Note that it’s b-r-e-a-s-t, apostrophe, s.  Meaning that the size of one of her breasts is 2.